I still put him at 40% on even showing up.

My wife works for a Disney subcontractor. As her spouse, I can get three people into the parks about a dozen times a year. Apparently my wife has more juice than Shonda Rhimes.

So impeached President Trump is just gonna put on a lab coat and Lorenzo’s Oil this thing?

Especially because Fox News apparently passed on this one.

I look back fondly to a time when I thought a Mitt Romney presidency would be the greatest threat to democracy.

If it doesn’t include an unsedated colonoscopy, I don’t care.

Exactly. It wasn’t playful jabs, you could tell they really didn’t like each other.

I have to assume they were a little high when coming up with this plan.

100% this. Good call.

I LONG for the days of W’s folksy racism and down-home war crimes. What fucking arrogant FOOL I was thinking he’s be the worst president I’d live through.

If we ever survive long enough to see a world without a Trump in the White House, I firmly believe they will have pulled the copper wiring from the walls before they go.

I agree, but he was also flubbing his own opening monologue, which he presumably wrote.

That way they can say, “See? He wore a mask and STILL got it! Masks aren’t effective!!!”

They are 100% going to Weekend at Bernie’s him if he dies before the election.

So Trump’s daily doses of hydroxychloroquine did nothing? Huh.

I listened to the tapes, and of course I expect Melania to be an awful person, but listening to Wolkoff talk in the conversation... how did she write a book? She’s pretty much saying nonsense.

Sorry, but no. They see addiction and poverty (and likely mental health issues) as moral failings. It’s better for them to show pictures of huge drug busts than it is to actually HELP people.

I believe every word of this.

Agreed... “Star” is pushing it, “billionaire” might be pushing it, and “presidential candidate” is definitely pushing it.

He absolutely can say he condemns white supremacy. His racist base will know he doesn’t mean it. Let me clarify - I know he is physically incapable of saying he condemns white supremacy, but in theory he could do it, and the racists would still get behind him, willing to do his dirty work because they know he’s one of…