This is the only acceptable answer.

This puff piece on Chrissy Teigen might have been compromised! I’m starting to think the author may have had an ulterior motive when she wrote, “The queen of the Internet is going offline to build a better future for her kids—and the rest of us.”

The other day I got a haircut I wasn’t that thrilled about and now I feel like a fool for having kept silent for so long.

Florida, Georiga, and Arizona. Hot spots. IN fact they are run by Republican governors and are conservative enclaves.

And like any uneven surface, it makes for a shitty coffee table surface...

Mass Romantic is a great album that utterly exhausts. me. There’s too many hooks, the pace is frenetic and the sound is too trebly. I do love the record, but I need a break about 2/3rds the way through.

Why the fuck was Eric Trump just typing “mob” into search engines?

I read half of this review and I still don’t know if the software is any good.

It’s weird to hear Trump disrespect those who served in the military after all the other times he’s done it and suffered no consequences.

The Boomers love to take credit for ending the Vietnam War, but refuse to take the blame for all of the wars they’ve started since. 

So... should I throw out this bracelet stew I made or what?

YES! The songwriting is always top-notch and they sound fantastic live, but each record sounds like the last.

“Stupidity is dangerous when it comes with a big ego and lots of power.”

I love Bob Mould, but I really wish he’d let someone else produce his records.

Her first mistake was thinking she was better than the vipers she hung out with.

OF lets you send the same message to all of your subscribers. I haven’t seen the screenshots, but if she sent it to one person, odds are she sent it to all 2000 (or however many she has).

He’s really asking how he can forgive himself for the NEXT time he fucks her over.

They spent years doing that with Trump. Every time he addressed the nation and didn’t say the n-word, some dipshit on CNN would say something like, “And tonight is when Donald Trump finally became America’s president.” They WANT a normal president they can disagree with slightly and call it a day. Covering Trump…

But... she speaks five languages!! She’s so accomplished!!!!

Millie Bobby Brown is effortlessly charming in this. I had ZERO expectations before seeing the trailer, now I’m looking forward to it!