It’s not terribly patriotic, and it’s certainly not very socialist.

I’d be more worried about upstate rednecks destroying the only EV charging station within 100 miles.

Who the hell is this article for?

It was the same thing with video rental numbers. Nobody knew if anyone watched the whole movie, or if they watched it 100 times during the rental period. 

Technically the headline should be “Conan tells Chris Redd how his quarantine has been like Breaking Bad, but for charity.”

I assume the robot wolves do.

If the answer to “why do so many Black people die in police custody” is, “more white people do!” Then you’ve made a very coherent argument for defunding the police.

My friend, who fosters Greyhounds and has had up two five at a time, calls them the world’s fastest couch potatoes. They are VERY sweet dogs and aren’t as daunting as people think. He has a fenced-in yard for them to run around in, but honestly, once they get into adolescence, they don’t feel like running very much,…

Marketplace of ideas, having the “difficult conversations,” etc., etc. 

I didn’t really get all of the Colin Jost hate until I read that first paragraph. He sounds like a pretty terrible person.

He’s not kidding about how hyped that show was. It was EVERYWHERE (except on people’s TV screens). As someone who liked Spielberg, Scheider, and... dolphins I guess, I was pretty psyched to watch the pilot, but BOY was that not a good show.

If it turns out this pandemic was all a hoax just to keep these people at sea, it will all have been worth it.

Finally some good news!

No sex work, but some gambling. That’s pretty American.

I do not for one second believe he has or had the coronavirus.

I’m just wondering if she got fired for stealing too much or not enough.

Was Harry and Meghan moving here some kind of lowkey long game in getting him to visit them and getting him arrested?

This is really why a lot of people think science is “bullshit.” “One week they’re telling us not to wear masks, then they’re telling us to wear masks, now they’re telling us we’ve been wearing the WRONG masks.” These people then discount science completely because they “can’t make up their mind.” They don’t realize…

I’m kind of obsessed with WWII sub dramas and I would have seen this in the theater (had that ever been possible), but I have such severe streaming service fatigue that I’ll probably sit this one out.

I can’t believe it’s taken this long for the promise of the Atomic Age to be fulfilled. I’m glad I lived to see it.