Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

I don’t care how fancy he is, dogs usually don’t live for much more than 16 years.

I have no solutions. This post just reminded me of this picture. And I think it does a good job displaying the problem.

You can’t judge a guy when he’s got low blood sugar. Why no one handed him a Snickers as soon as he started looking and sounding like Joe Pesci, I have no idea.

C’mon man, show some respect for the clowns.

So they let the GM run the draft which will presumably dictate the shape of the franchise over the next few years, and promptly fire him immediately afterwards so that some other guy can take over the GM duties with both players and a coach he hasn’t picked?

$5 says Cleveland’s pick slips and shreds his ACL on the steps.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

Somewhere, there’s a guy who turned 21 at UT during the Tee Martin season, getting super into the Predators’ playoff run, who also holds VERY strong opinions about the role of a woman in sports-adjacent DV situations.

That’s not even considering day care.

He is, to steal a famous phrase from another great ESPNer, as cool as the other side of the pillow.

Joe Thomas says he’s already experiencing memory loss, he then goes on to explain that he’s already experiencing memory loss.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

Jim Tomsula, is that you?

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

They should tweak the lottery system so the 8-seeds get into the lottery and have better odds than all but the worst three teams.

The redskins are not a pro team so moving them to Cleveland would leave Cleveland still with a need for a pro team.

“You’re right. We will not defend Tom Brady.” - Atlanta Falcons