He models his game after this guy.

There’s always gotta be a Romo jump shot highlight truther.

+22

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

Try googling “wrestling squash match”.

Not that impressive. This kid’s not deaf, dumb, or blind.

It wasn’t his fault. He later tweeted, “Oops! Damned Belichick!”

At a certain board, we Royals fans had a running joke after Guthrie was left in one of these game “And he is still pitching”. Seems it is still true.

“If you have two quarterbacks, you really have none.”

Wait till you hear what they’re asking for in return for Mr. Peabody.

So you’re saying that they’re making bootleg Cocktail Sauce in those lofts then? Jesus.....I thought it was just a typo when my bottle said HEINS. Thanks, man.

I like the dipfuck in the middle holding his K upside-down. Really brings it all together, thematically.

Speaking of the good old boys, anybody listening to the S-Town podcast yet?

I mean, the owners are right. It’s mostly the lawyers that handle the difficult part of negotiations, and the owners have a lot of input too. The commissioner is mostly there to build consensus and manage competing interests. Fun fact: Goodell is terrible at that.

a savings of less than $1 million per owner.

“Some Owners

Bob Uecker in Major League.

Easy. Carl Spackler’s 1980 call of former assistant groundskeeper Carl Spackler winning the Masters.

I’ll give you this star, but consider this your warning.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.