That would be the best thing to happen for him tonight.

Well done.

I agree with your point, but I do not think there is a SAS/ NHL cross section, and if there is, there definitely is not a SAS/SEC/NHL cross section.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Yours is wrong.

He then went on to say that he was experiencing memory loss.

Did they not set up reservations 4 months ago when the schedule came out? Do they normally just stop at the first Motel 6 they find?

They do look abnormally long in most pictures... but if he holds his hands to his sides, they still go to mid thigh like most people. How does that work?

In other news: Coach Tomsula is enjoying his time lounging around the Harbaugh residence for a much needed vacation from the windshield washer business.

Cleveland could use a pro team.

Brewers: please make sure his urine sample goes straight to the lab, not home with the collector.

I’d say it’s a normal week for Bucknor.

The Flames kept their cool when the Ducks quacked instead of saying “Good game.”

More punchable face: Grayson Allen or Tyler Hansboro?

This isn’t the LPGA. No stroke penalty here.

That doesn’t sound like “My Chemical Romance...”

That’s what she said.

You become a shot-caller by putting 20 inch rims on your Impala. Everyone knows that.

Isn’t raw vegan just some cut up vegetables? I’m cool with those. Maybe some ranch to dip it in. And a steak on the side?

It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.

“Why am I qualified? Ass is right there in the title.”