There is no way Jeffrosenberg Tan is real.

Is this a smart move by the Browns? Did that come out of my mouth?

Being supreme sounds positive. Can you change that to diminutive?

I’m the guy who gave the Demon Deacon the facial warts.

I guess I will have to start paying attention to them instead of giving them the Passover. 

Tripping is the gateway technical foul. First you trip, then you elbow, next thing you know you’re pulling a gun Billy Blanks style.

I hope there aren’t 52 tapes of it, but if he has them, that should call his culpability into question.

“From the Desk of the Ginger Hammer” will just irritate NFL players.

52/4= A Briles Dozen.

I still can’t understand why a group named People Eating Tasty Animals complains so much about animals rights.

The Undefeated: still a thing? How many people go there on a daily- weekly basis?

Once we get into another war, they can take over. Play wearing skirts and the goalie can do needless splits while stopping the puck. Get sponsorship from a national chocolate company.

Good Greif.

Glue production is increasing. Horse population is decreasing.

The game clock doesn’t stop for made baskets unless it’s the last 2 minutes of the game and OT. The shot clock doesn’t start until the inbounded ball is touched by a player. Everything in the article is correct.

I haven’t watched a non live sport show on ESPN or Fox Sports since the Bush administration. I don’t want All Takes Matter. I don’t want Second Take. Give me NAIA Wrestling and some handball in any of their place. Live Sports, not people talking about Lebron and Fancy Dog. That’s what I read Deadspin for.

Is there a Gilbert Arenas cheat code?

Wrong type of stem cells. Embryonic Stem Cells are still controversial and unproven to do anything. Using your own stem cells is a-ok.

Boogie and the Brow is a show I would watch though.