Those 2003era matchups against Phil Forte’s Cowboys were always great.

Are you really an OT Level 7? If you are, man do I want to talk to you.

Duke lost its 4th Game.

When they finally got through all the switchboards necessary to connect to Mark Davis’s phone, he declined to comment.

I would watch Mike Francesa & Mike Tyson.

At least the Rams won’t have to change the paint color in the end zones now.

That tutor at Memphis is pretty smart though.

Hey Bama: Want a Hurts Donut?

*unless it’s Bama.

I have never heard of Inpredictable. I hoped it was a Deadspin name for Undisputed.

I’m from KC. I love the Midwest, and prefer it. Ohio doesn’t get my vote though.

+1 soft g

“I would rather be in Columbus, Ohio than Los Angeles.”

Usually Wrist uses a lot of sock.

But is he a unicorn?

Thank you... Thank you very much.

How is First Take not on this list?

And “Hilton Magic” is a thing too.

You hate us cuz you ain’t us.

But is he a unicorn?