Came to post this.

This is stupid and a waste of time.

Those ground rules are confusing. Or this beer is catching up to me. Or both. Or all of the above.

They tried to make me go to rehab. I said no, no, no.

I know you don’t want the Cards to make the playoffs, which has almost made me WANT for them to make it. What kind of mind games are you playing with me?!

I call BS because he used a big word.

papagatesgate.

I see nothing wrong with this.

This now qualifies him for Mets Hall of fame, right?

www.ringer.com

I’m sure you are right, but it’s much more correct to blame the Best Fans in Baseball.

Do you know what a meme is?

That’s a lot of crying.

I like you kid. You’ve got stick-to-ittiveness.

I don’t know which team is mediocre? I guess the Saints? Atlanta is not good enough to be mediocre are they?

At least I have basketball and the last two seasons of the Royals. And barbecue.

That’s great. Once baseball is over, I hope this continues so it can become my favorite series.

.5 games back. I couldn’t imagine saying this in many other circumstances: LETS GO GIANTS!

In all seriousness, listen to the doctors. Being alive and not playing in the NBA is better than being dead. Believe me, I know.

Arnold Palmer with Vodka. Just had one yesterday.