If that happened I would absolutely take a job with Amazon, if only for the variety of business hammocks.

Underrated part of this highlight: Howard with the elementary school playground move, wiping his hands on the front of his jersey and side of his shorts as though the ball slipped off his hands.

99.7% of our world should not wear white sneakers with a suit, yet you mention it at least twice. And the 0.3% who do aren’t going to The Inventory for fashion advice.

99.7% of our world should not wear white sneakers with a suit, yet you mention it at least twice. And the 0.3% who…

I had a boss once who friend requested me on Facebook. I just told him “it’s nothing personal, but just for the fact you’re my boss I would like to maintain a boundary to my life outside of work.”

Back in the day during the online poker craze of 2004, I was completely on fire at a table, playing every hand perfectly and dismantling my opponents.  It got to the point where everyone in the room accused me of being a professional and were even looking up where I was from to figure out which player I was.

My unrealistic wish list, from out here in the greys.  If five of these make it, I’ll buy it.

Twitter is calling him Flagrant Freddy.

If you want another serious answer, I would suspect it’s because creators don’t want to give Marvel any actual unique ideas because they don’t get to own any rights to them, so instead they just make variations of Spider-Man to do something new but not all that special.

You shared my thoughts exactly.

Juggernaut was in the hot pile of garbage that was The Last Stand, which was directed by Brett Ratner...not Bryan Singer.

How did Deadspin go from Grierson and Leitch at the Movies to this contrarian clickbaity bullshit?

Couldn’t disagree with you more.

To each their own, but $67 for delivered flowers on Mother’s Day is very cheap.

To each their own, but $67 for delivered flowers on Mother’s Day is very cheap.

No sympathy for Girl 2 on the right, who saw three kids get pucks and she got screwed over?

I’m not disagreeing with your overall point, but why didn’t you reference anything about signing bonuses? Nearly all players who will make an impact at the MLB level - the ones who would contribute to the WAR you’re referencing - received some level of bonus when they were drafted.

“ALL of you posers can fuck off.”

Can you explain the economic reasoning on why 10-12 million a year is acceptable, but 25 million is not? Because paying people based on what you think “feels right” doesn’t make any sense.

SNL? Man, that show isn’t nearly as good as it was during [insert era in which I was younger, had a more positive outlook on life, and was long enough ago that my nostalgia filters out only the good memories].

Michael Levin gave one of the worst 5 pitches in Shark Tank history, and didn’t come close to getting a deal. He actually said to the sharks “literally anyone would do a better job at running this business than me.”

Don’t sell him short. He was also on NHLPA Hockey ‘93, the precursor to the NHL series.