Let’s remember some Orlando Magic guys! America’s second favorite team of the 1990s:

As a matter of fact, Rax IS still around! But there are only a few locations remaining.

unless you start drinking at 7am, which is too early.

It’s socially acceptable to start drinking at 10am if there’s a game on.

My guess is that it’s because he was being interviewed by a more general media source, so he didn’t want to complicate things and just quickly shared the essence of the story.

If you have the privilege of living in a city with an Alamo Drafthouse, you’ll never go anywhere else. Mobile tickets. Reserved seating. Bar top tables. Terrific food menu. Booze. Reasonable prices. Friendly staff. No kids. Zero tolerance on talking/cell phone use. Lots of BOGO offers (including Taco Tuesdays).…

White people, amirite??!!!??

My wife fell for a similar scam last year with Chase. Thankfully, she realized what she did a few minutes later.

You should have gotten a screenshot with the spittle coming out of his mouth.

Nazi Shark is still #1 in my eyes

The best air freshener smell is WD-40.

Greetings from the greys. There’s a terrific video about the Berenstain Bears and the Mandela Effect from Angry Video Game Nerd, found here:

I spent about 15 minutes once actually digging into his background. It actually kind of ruined the mystique about him, because he’s just a normal white dude from the suburbs who happens to be extremely quick witted and funny.

I can’t believe I’m reading all these comments of people who think a delicious, fresh, $3 In-N-Out cheeseburger is overrated. Like, how do we get to this point in our society. The internet needs to take a break for like a month to restore some semblance of sanity.

Holy cow look at the size of the Snickers that woman is eating! Were they really that big back in the day? Big Chocolate has ruined us.

Is he drinking a ton of water or is he peeing a lot or very little? That weight could be excess water and (though unlikely, given his age) could be a sign that something is wrong with his kidney/liver/pituitary gland/etc. Or be an early sign of the diabeetus.

-I have no interesting stories suitable for Jeopardy. All mine start with “So we were drinking one night....” or “You know the signs at the zoo that say don’t feed the animals?”

Neither of which have anything to do with the original intent of the gesture.

The NFL has invested so heavily in blurring the lines between football and patriotism that it would be difficult to completely disassociate themselves from that connection without alienating a huge part of their fan base.

Couldn’t disagree more. This is Jerry wanting to appeal to both sides in a craven attempt to protect the Cowboys brand.