Which congressman are you going to shoot today?

To east competition on American manufacturers?

GM on *stupid drivers overloading their keychains with too much weight* fiasco.

omg, truck nutz on an S-class..now I can say I have seen everything.

They fixed that about 40 years ago.

*she

Woah...that is exactly like a situation at the place I worked at. I go back in the kitchen one night, and the Asian owner is absolutely tearing this recently hired Asian cook for something (didn’t know because I don’t speak Mandarin).

Having experience in a Chinese eatery, I can confirm what you’re saying about the restaurants being a revolving door for immigrants.

The greatest form of flattery is imitation.

Get back to us when Audi sends an object into low-earth orbit.

But seriously, no jokes anymore. Can’t have fun. Nope, not allowed.

Didn’t you see that saunter? Fucking fairy.

Why would you want to cut off your kids legs and drain their college tuition upkeeping a super-Beetle?

I’d like to see your evidence supporting this stupendous statement.

He didn’t say that. He said that Griffin’s poor joke, the “It’s OK to punch, mug, and hurt those you don’t agree with,” attitude is just straw after straw after straw that’s piling up until it breaks the camel’s back for some people.

Haven’t you ever heard of the theory of Horseshoe Politics?

“Your success is preventing mine.” -Loser’s lullaby

You’re despicable.

Wasn’t it a few months ago that there was a bigass argument on here about people not giving a shit and heaping on Kardashians because she lost some shiny rocks? And the sheep-corral said people were monsters for not giving a single fuck about that and that she deserved it?

Guatemala has less guns than the United States, and they have a significantly higher murder rate.