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Joe Schmuckatelli
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Lesbos.

Nancy Pelosi’s niece.

GFY

Seinfeld likes MG’s and disses Lexus’s because he has an infinite repair budget. Meanwhile back on Earth, sane people feel otherwise.

Should’ve laundered through the “Tucker Global Initiative.”

No highway was ever designed to handle the traffic it actually does.

Several words - fre:ac + Apple Lossess Codec to .m4a.

Toyota Matrix S / Pontiac Vibe AWD. Done!

Yes, they do. It’s called random sampling.

Only if your “office” is a hair salon.

OK, I bought a 2008 S8 11/13 with an extended warranty that just expired. Five days later the third external door handle lock button failed. I fixed that myself for the low price $24 for a salvaged part. This is what has gone wrong on this car:

What is this thing “film” you speak of?

They pay blue book, they sell you “gap insurance” to cover this eventuality.

Dear reader with -7K equity wanting to get into a truck:

Who ever claimed Jeeps are reliable? Reliably crappenwagons.

Adults drive Toyotas or Lexus’s depending on their income. Buy a $25K used/CPO SUV from one or the other. Also, adults don’t ask this question on on Jalopnik, they use CR.

I’d rather have a 2014 AUDI A8L 4.0T.

Which means it’s not competitive.

Like all the ignition switch related deaths?

Well, DUH.