This is called “the asking price” which, in this case, is weakly correlated to the market price as well as the sale price.

Alfa, Citroen, Opel, and a gray market JDM right hand drive buzzbomb.

Brexit, Bitches!

No biggie, they’ll all be riding camels by then.

It’s a crit crate, Well, actually, it WAS one.

The city that’s too busy to maintain it’s roads.

Those US spec bumpers are hideous.

It clearly says “Allroad” meaning any road and no offroading.

I’d rather be sealed in a vat of my own excrement.

Africa.

My car drives like shit too when the camber’s jacked, I just don’t call it “drifting.”

Oh look, Kanji characters the driver thinks spell “Super Drifter” but actually read “Vaginamobile.”

Leni Riefensthal made NAZIs look good too.

The post-trip headline:

What, you couldn’t convince Toyota to lend you an LS 460 L AWD for this?

Looks like Grumpy Cat when viewed head-on. I’m sure that aggressive styled grill will attract young hipsters to the Avalon.

and are famously preferred by women who prefer women, thus they are AKA Lesbianlovewagons.

I’ve actually heard plenty of people who pointlessly say actually all the actual time, but you seldom actually come across actual people who actually write actually as if it were actually necessary which it actually isn’t.

He said penetrating appeal of other gadgets. Buy extra batteries! *snicker*

Hyundai and KIA have that segment sewed up.