Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

Yeah, but you could call him that to his face and all he’d hear is ‘king’.

What I don’t get is how people don’t recognize that this is a massive wave of right-wing political correctness, with Republicans now competing to see who can be the most offended by something that doesn’t actually affect them one bit.

He single-handedly changed it to mean “lugenpresse”, essentially.

Of the many things Liberals should learn from Trump’s victory, is that the Christian Right should never be given the benefit of the doubt. We must never be shy to call them out for what they truly are: a cult of hypocritical, win-at-any-cost, evil, racist, hateful, patriarcal anti-American fuckheads. We must not cede…

Donald Trump being interviewed by Mike Huckabee?

They seem him as an instrument from God sent to destroy the heathen liberals destroying their country.

do Republicans think

What did you expect him to do?

Both Ivanka and Jared are disgusting creeps on the make, so it really doesn’t surprise me they have a private email server pinging to Moscow, no. Jared owes over a billion dollars on the loans he took out to buy 666 Fifth just before the Crash, because he’s an idiot, and these are desperate hucksters we’re looking…

You’re still here? Ain’t you missing a sale on white polo shirts somewhere?

Coincidentally, “Keep streaming me!” is 45*’s safe word.

Yeah, AV Club has really gone downhill.

“Saddest neo-nazi loser” is up against some very stiff competition, too.

“The level of intellect this writer have.”
“The brand of Milo.”
“No matter how you cry about it.”

Who? In other news, behold a kitten sitting on a laptop:

Hi everyone, let me take a moment to explain all the ways Barack Obama is a sellout corporate whore and how if I were President everything would be way better.

Rick and Morty does that interesting thing that dime novels and gangster movies used to do - it condemns its mostly reprehensible central character all the time, but also allows viewers to revel in and tacitly celebrate their transgressive, anti-social qualities. (Lots of pop culture does it, then and now). But…

Ya know what tactic I’ve found to be effective? Voting for Democrats.