If anything the hook with Obama was probably about how button-down, cautious, and obsessed with protocol he was.

This is always the problem with impressionists; their time is mostly spent honing the impression itself, so they tend to coast on the performance instead of developing good material. Dana Carvey, Melissa Villasenor…hell, go all the way back to the likes of Rich Little. They're fantastic when thy have good writers, but…

Moore is notorious for *refusing* royalties or payment for the adaptations of his work.

If you bought tickets with money, then he *literally* owed you something.

A pedantic response, mm-hey! I never thought of the JLA as a crimefighting team; they battle alien conquerors and ultra-menaces. The Avengers actually fight a lot more *crime*, per se. Glaven!

Because no one thought they could spell the word.

I believe the gentleman will be better served here:
https://singleusemonocles.com

Here's a thought: cut the overcompensated airline CEO's pay by however much is needed to pay to keep an extra crew on standby at all major hubs.

Well, we know how Gorsuch will rule on this case after that whole "frozen trucker" thing.

Boom! Roasted!

The way she slices through those DC politicians, it's no wonder her nickname is "Washington Carver."

I always thought it was a shame that Jim Varney died before he and Troyer could do a "Hey Verne, it's me, Ernest" bit.

The way that Oliver's rant against HBO's ad campaign is itself turned into an ad for HBO is a clear illustration of Foucault's principle that discourse and power are coextensive, such that resistance is always coopted in advance.

Now, now, these days most of them think Putin's Russia is the country to emulate.

It's so adorable that you think there's going to be an America twenty years from now.

How about humping somebody's —- *ducks bottles and tomatoes*

I remember that int he original airing of the Superman episode where Turpin (modeled on Kirby int he show) dies, Goody Rickles is in the crowd of mourners. They were forced to redraw everyone due to copyright later on.

They've made it a lot easier for companies to dump toxic crap in the water, thereby ensuring that rural Americans will continue to grow dumber and more Republican.

"Why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What could you buy that you can't already afford?"
"The future, Mr. Gittes! The future."

Or at least a fromage pair?