And there are multiple reports of sailors fighting in dance halls and boring movies.

I dunno, the game has a pretty lopsided karma system and it seems like you need to buy a lot of upgrades via macrotransactions to do that kind of stuff.

My Bey's Theorem is that if you liked it, you should've put a ring on it.

And just like dorm room stoner discussions, all you end up with is Donald Sutherland banging your girlfriend.

This is the same sort of thinking that made people in the past imagine that today's dehydrated foodstuff would lead to a whole meal in one pill or that jetpacks and flying cars were just around the corner.

Understanding the nature of the universe is easy if you stick to assumptions and never bother with all that "rigorous skepticism and repeated testing with proper controls" nonsense.

Simulations, Mars, etc. Someday, he'll realize that this is all because of that time he had a wet dream about the three-breasted mutant from Total Recall.

The beauty of Cartesian dualism is that you can fill your head with whatever you like, as long as none of it gets into your mind.

It's almost as if some of the abstractions we work with are so out of scale to our own experience that they fail to provide an effective guide to it beyond a certain point.

Don't worry, it'll ultimately lose to that nice AI created by Michael Emerson, after which everyone will get their own virtual Amy Acker to hang out with.

See also:Eliezer Yudkowsky, who seems to be viewed in some circles as a brilliant thinker on AI largely because he created a poorly designed thought experiment and a surprisingly popular Harry Potter fanfiction.

What happens if we apply Bayes's theorem to determine the likelihood that someone is misusing Bayes's theorem?

The simulation would've ended on its own, but the Nietzsche subroutine encountered a fatal exception.

"I know kung fu."
"For the last time, no, you don't!"

*glances over at Peter Thiel*

"I'm young, wildly financially overcompensated, and can do whatever I want. This..this can't be real, can it? I mean, what kind of crappy universe would it be if all this were real?"

That's a different Kathy Kane. Really. This one was a rising star in the military ejected back in the Don't Ask Don't Tell days who became a crimefighter and got tangled up with the Religion of Crime.

Since they've established aliens in the Archerverse, perhaps this is a Roswell thing?

The comics version of Flashpoint has the same problem, of course, but the show actually managed to make that problem even *more* obvious thanks to the way it handles time travel.

Just like all those real-world neck-snappings you read about in the paper.