Really? Just…just straight past the obvious "Dan Hemorrhoid?"

Little known fact: cobwebs are ghost poop. Like birds, ghosts just sort of let loose as they float around.

Yeah once people see it they'll…wait, what happened with BvS again?

Hauntstoppers
Ghoul-B-Gone
Bridesmaids 3: Wedding Day of the Dead

Nah, that happened when they cast Michael Cera as Slimer.

The AV Club's next quarterly report will just be a Great Job, Internet post about the level of clickthroughs and comments on Great Job, Internet posts.

The cartoon series was awesome right up until the TV execs made them change everything good about because they figured kids loved Slimer and were scared of Janine.

Erm, no, the 1980s Ghostbusters is not a remake. In fact, they got sued by the makers of that shitty live-action show, which is why the 'toon adaptation cheekily took the name "the Real Ghostbusters."

Pretty much all of us here love the Bruce Timm/PaulDini stuff, and most of us loved the first season of Flash and the second season of Arrow.

Longer only in the sense that the production schedule was horribly delayed. In terms of number of Bond films, he's tied for third with Brosnan.

Still, you'd think they'd have cared more about, say, Jacques Tati than Lewis. Bt then the auteur theory's advocates were always trying to show that the theory worked everywhere, even in the Hollywood studio system.

Wasn't Lewis talked up mostly because he took control of his own films relatively early, so he could be drafted as an example of the auteur theory?

And his doctor's one of the best in the business. He went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!

In the comics, he dies when he drops one of them and it blows up in his face.

I'll give Morrison credit for making it pretty clear by the end that all the supposed shocking revelations about the Waynes were just the villain's lies.

Remember when Geoff Johns took a couple lines form an old Alan Moore story and blew them up into all his Green Lantern work?

He's just a lot more comfortable and a lot better writing tragicomic sad-sack characters like Spider-Man's lesser villains or the current, awesome Ant-Man book.

But Marvel's whole reason for doing this story was to get press attention, much as with things like Superior Spider-Man.

I guess Geoff Johns just decided to lean straight into the whole "borrows all his ideas from Alan Moore's leavings" thing.

It's not making me super-angry, because it's clearly a short-term stunt. But it is the sort of thing that makes it easier to not buy the comic featuring the gimmicky, trolling storyline.