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Joe Propinka
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Leave Kevin Pollak alone! He only did Grumpy Old Men because who would't want to work with Lemmon and Matthau!

Judges don't actually need a law license, do they?

That's Uncle Bellend you're thinking of.

Teamocil. It's way better than Zanotab.

And…uh…Ally McBeal? That was a thing once, right?

It's all good fun until some smartass does "William Taft."

If there's one director who's not bro-y in the slightest, it's Zack Snyder. BvS is in no way a gigantic ode to the stoic main-pain of the ubermenschen.

But Marvel-bros love Buffy the vampire Slayer!

Piers Morgan's idea of foreplay is a pap smear.

Too bad you can only buy it in 100-packs.

No, my rabid racist brother doesn't threaten to murder Lincoln every other day. He also doesn't know where he would find Lincoln if he did want to murder him.

I think that went away once he was framed for killing the DA.

We don't like to talk about Golden Age Luke Cage.

When he became sorcerer supreme for a New York minute, he changed his name to Doctor Voodoo. Because, y'know, that solves the problem that your only prominent Haitian character is called Brother Voodoo.

And then you end up with a person of Asian descent who becomes a doctor before becoming a mystic. Now, an African-American Doctor Strange, or a Hispanic one….well, a Hispanic Doctor Strange would conjure up Extrano of the New Guardians, and no one wants that.

See also: Dr. No in James Bond Jr.

More than that, when Chuck says Kim and Jimmy are partners at law, Howard doesn't correct him, despite the earlier scene with Kim telling him very plainly that this wasn't the case and Howard talking her that was a smart move.

I knew what was happening and I thought it worked. The scene is structured so that there's some suspense about whether Jimmy will admit it, whether he will hedge enough to make it worthless, and whether Chuck will let Jimmy know once he has what he wants.

You definitely can't do that and then run the same cheesy ads with the same face in the same damned city.