In fairness, Kanye West also thinks that Kanye West is a genius.

It's never gonna happen, so why bother posting your support?

I suppose my earlier remark wasn't affair one.

You're clearly not a faithful viewer.

They're like the real-life Roger and Jessica Rabbit.

I just want to know if they'll ever show us what happened to Sole Romano. You'd think they'd use him to cover the Stonefish riots, but they never did.

You're out of fish puns? What about Pete and Trudy Sand-eel? Or Peggy Oarfish? or Harry Crappie?

With soundbites like "the strength of the balance of the rest…", it's a wonder we don't hear more from this Mr. Lisk…I mean, List.

Which is pretty faithful to the 1960s and 1970s comics, come to think of it.

That thing wasn't a kid.

Allergent?

It's almost certainly because, like talk shows, news, and game shows, it's very cheap to produce. If you get decent ratings, you make money; if it's a hit, you make real money.

I bet he leaves out his career as an international art thief.

Other people may get upset about pun threads, but I'm Not Angry.

Dubya and his brother are doing it again
They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen
They've got a thousand variations, every service with a smile
They're gonna take a little break, and they'll be back after a while
Well, I hear that Saudi Arabia is coming into style

They wear hoods and carry shotguns on the main streets of Montgomery, but they're helpless here as babies 'cause they're only here on holiday. What do we care if the world is a joke?

Real-word things I learned shockingly late in life:
— Pineapples don't grow on trees; pineapple plants are more like bushes
— the word "segue" is pronounced "seg-way." I spent years thinking it was "segue" and that there was a compound word, "segueway."
— coconuts are green; the stuff you see in grocery stores is just…

Welsh.

And that Ringo Starr is famous for a reason.

He's sort of like Gillian Anderson — he only time anyone will ever make this comparison — in that he's technically American but spent enough time in Britain to develop a legit accent.