Here are the lineup scene and the final scene of The Usual Suspects (DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE. LOG OFF, GO FIND THE MOVIE AND WATCH IT YOU IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH.)

One of the best lines in a movie ever….

I've been a pensive mood all day. With this song in my head.

DUAN Attention Deficit Disor

Just finished up a road trip through the East Coast, and this song was stuck in my head just about the whole time.

Nothing better than this.

There seems to be a lot of that goin' round lately...

What a great album.

Neither did I.

I Found the Problem DUAN

Finally saw Inside Llewyn Davis today. Everyone should.

Elvis Costello gave the most intimate-feeling show I've ever been to, and that was freaking incredible; but for my money, the most kick-ass, pure energy act out there now is Muse. Saw them down in DC in September with my girlfriend, who was a much bigger fan of theirs than I was at the time — that's no longer the…

JOHNSON'S EXTENDED HARD-ON OVER "BUTT": PENETRATING OR FLACCID?

JOHNSON: "BUTT" JUST ASSHOLES WITH CHEEK

That shit is erroneous.

This photo really is disturbing. Athletes are supposed to be role models, people who our children can look to for guidance about the choices they make in life. A picture like this is suggestive of the worst kind of ignorance and dereliction of responsibility. I really don't know what to say. I mean, this man made…

I have threatened mayhem should The Wiggles or Barnie show up on a TV in this house. And, it would appear to be to my good, I don't know who Raffi is.