You want to see these people's teeth?

Is that the only fucking shirt she owns?

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Niko, my cousin!

The primary reason I entered coaching was to affect people in a positive way.

Heyyyyyyyyyy Niko.....

And yet, under Russian law, this is only the second-worst crime to appear on Deadspin today.

How awesome would it be if his check call at the line was "Goonie goo-goo! 52's the Mike!"

+1 suck my dick Mr 'Fuck You' Man

Half, Eddie! HALF!!

So much for the whole "it'll last longer" myth.

This is a great GIF other than that the person who made it didn't know what they were doing :-( It's tremendous animation ruined by poor GIF-making.

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

Typical woman, gets a sports car and heads straight to the passenger seat, where she belongs.

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There's plenty of shouting and cheering, and even some weeping from Rex.

This reminds me, I need to get my squishy pumpkin off my porch. In my defense, I've been waiting for it to get really, really cold so it freezes up and makes it easier to pick up. Ugh.

+100

so funny to read this. I just finished helping a UPS driver out for Christmas. Seeing some pumpkins on people's porches this time of year looked worse than some crime scene photos I've stumbled across.

A recommend purely for your screen name. I might amend it to GoGetYourFuckingShineBox but really, great name!