I feel as if I was followed because they know I’d melt down in front of the world about the chili joke.

Maybe I’m reading that joke different than everyone else, but I thought the punchline of that joke is specifically because it is such a sharp, unambiguous, clear signal of his friends’ willful stupidity and obliviousness (because they are using the word faggot) immediately after his half-assed defense of his friends.…

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

Shot in the dark here, but my bet is you’ve never had skyline before. BURNEKO IS FULL OF SHIT

Under the anonymity of the internet, I can actually confirm it was Harvey Weinstein. I went to grad school with Ashley Judd and she told this story as we were discussing adult development and how some powerful men end up as predators. She was young when it happened and I absolutely believe her because a) every fucking…