ICE agents are mostly people who couldn’t even pass the psych or physical fitness exams for the military or local police. The absolute bottom of the barrel.

Is there a dishwasher? If there is, I’ll take it!

Anyone who says Cincinnati chili is not good has never had Cincinnati Chili.

Skyline Chili is delicious and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

People endlessly whining about the way NBC covers these games have never worked in television and don’t know what they’re talking about.

Everyone seems to have an opinion about why Game of Thrones, once a mesmerizing fantasy land that darkly mirrored modern day dilemmas, has become near unwatchable.

So to be clear; the 2016 Ghostbusters takes place in a universe without Bill Murray, Zuul or the events from the 1984 Ghostbusters or 1989Ghostbusters II.

Her last meal is really more of a last heavy snack.

Sometimes a job hurts your soul so much that it’s worth risking your financial and legal future to get out of it.

Good to see that esports fans can be just as humorless, thin-skinned and vitriolic as regular sports fans. We are nearing true equality!

Thank god you corrected her spelling error. I had no idea what she meant.

I remember people started to gather along the route as early as 45 minutes before it started. It’s the Macy’s Parade of peen.