“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

He must have gotten into Griffey Jr’s personal batch...

Why does the bills’ head coach look like Brainiac? 

But is it a sandwich?

Too soon... no star for you.

As a San Diegite, I am shocked and disturbed at this news - there’s no way there were 35,771 people at Petco for a Padres game.

These articles have been great, but does Deadspin even have fact checkers?

So what you’re saying is a 3 games suspension should do it?

No. I pity the foal — Mr. Ed

I pity the foal  --Mr. T.

Finally get to use one of my favorite gifs.

We know the artist

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

Hobson’s more familiar with the lines anyway.

Getting old sucks

My son loves video games and goes through phases where he decides he wants to join the army and become a sniper.

He is also mortally terrified of ants and squirrels.

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

this kind of slid under the radar, but the cubbies were 2016 mlb world series champs!