"The holes in his swing are too hard to ignore. I expect him to struggle to put the ball in play against 8 year-old pitching enough that he won't be more than a platoon hitter by the 4th grade." -Keith Law, while making a lemon-infused salmon frittata.

That guy has moves like Sanchez.

he's not the only one with a huge scoop today...

"Completely removing MSG in just 10 years? Bullshit."

Two obvious questions here. One why did the city council wait until MSG just finished a billion dollar renovation all via private dollars before making a big stink over wanting a new Penn Station? And two, where's the money from this coming from? Your talking about what could be the most expensive civil project in…

How does he not fall over?

Matt, what the hell did you get massaged with, a bathmat?

Here he is again

Incredible timing by the artist to catch Grimes in the act of ejaculating and farting at the same time.

"God, that's such a turn-on. Hey, check out the picture on it too!"

No shit.

This is in stark contrast to the WNBA draft, in which everyone already had extensions.

"Metallica is my father???"

After reviewing this footage several times, I don't believe the motorcyclist was trying to be an asshole and brake-check the car driver. It appears he was having trouble shifting. If you look closely at 0:10, you can see the bike Stalin.

I hit the expand button on the picture and my computer killed itself.

He looks like the world's happiest lesbian.

I find a certain irony in the fact that they're trying to blame this on Sum Yung Kid.

"She is rather large and we're going keep her overnight for observation, but I see no reason to say that your daughter can't someday shop at Wal-Mart in a giant fucking Tweety Bird t-shirt."

Penn State has always held private meetings in plain sight; they just assume that everyone's looking the other way.