$2500? You mean LaVar Ball is leaving money on the table?

Yes, yes, yes...all well written. Wilpons may be inept, but they’re not McCourt-embarrassing or Snyder-evil. Wilpons are saints compared to Snyder.

Which reminds me: aren’t we due for a Skins ass-kicking from McKenna?

Since he just exploded...FRAUD!

I’ve been reading about World Cup frauds ad nauseum, and now it’s finally time to point out 2018's REAL FRAUDS...

This is what happens in Loudoun County. In Fairfax County, you pick up your teeth and go home.

I believe Raoul Duke is prank advising Snyder from the grave. It’s certainly working.

Little miracles during the Age of Trump. Snyder would complete the exacta.

Don’t be fooled. This was a stunt done by the Colorado Springs Sky Sox AAA team to promote their name change to the Flying Crappers.

Special needs student? If so, congrats to him!

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Romanian boner.”

Possibly the best “ranking” post from Deadspin.

His feet are super quick, and gives him an opportunity to get that right leg positioned so that the throw is coming from a balanced position. Give credit to those feet.

“Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.” 

Have to be careful not to suck the baby’s brains out.

And god knows he doesn’t catch much.

And no one pointed out this competitor? Discussion section fail:

Nary a mention of a white paper. Do you need it to create your own token? No. Do you need it to create demand for your token? Yes.

And Devo, Blondie, The Police, Talking Heads, Elvis Costello, Patti Smith all with breakthrough albums.

Moral Fiber Bran Muffins. Forget coffee: these muffins will run through you like a toilet snake.