Did they take the penalty?

Don’t blame Ford Field security. They hadn’t seen this type of behavior before.

Really? All the way back to 2013?

Consider last night’s game your payback.

I contested a speeding ticket in Detroit some years ago. The magistrate was Greg Mathis…yeah…THAT Greg Mathis. The TV guy. Lots of women ahead of me for prostitution. (Go figure.) He’d go through the same set of questions with all of them: “You got a drug problem?” (“Yeah…”) “You finished high school?” (“No…”) “You…

Betting that crash site smelled like tuna.

Well done! Great story! LOVE it!

Okay. Here it is: I think it is REALLY disrespectful to shout through the national anthem. Why do you do it? It’s really not cool.

This answers the age-old question: What’s more lame than a fight in professional baseball?

There is more than “one.” But, they’re supposed to be *upstanding* people. A good friend was head a of a local Ronald McDonald’s house. At one of their fundraisers, Ronald showed up drunk and was hitting on my friend.

Like the guy…enjoy his books…would never want to meet him. (Ripert, on the other hand...)

And he is an awesome bassist. Just saying’...

IT’S NOT???

Back in the ‘80s, we brought in Jerry Lewis into town for our nonprofit fundraiser. He agreed to do a PSA while in town. I sent him the wording in advance, but made a couple (minor) changes to it by the time he arrived. He couldn’t read the thing and went off completely on me — screaming and swearing — before leaving…

“…otherwise how I continue to write articles?” Are we missing a word or two in that statement/question?

Anyone who is rude to waitstaff anywhere is (a) an asshole and (b) doesn't know what goes on in kitchens.

I'm a Lions fan. (Yes. Really.) And I can't see how this would help. Especially since, if adopted — and given the Lions' luck — it would only ever work against them.

Bay scallops —> ceviche. That is all.

Fuck those little bastard bay scallops. I don't give a shit what you say. They suck. Bring on those huge sea mother fuckers. Throw the bays in the cat bowl. (Because I hate the cat.) Fuck you.

Sorry. I was at the game in which (Lions player) Mike Utley was paralyzed from the neck down. Just don't like seeing any sports players get injured.