And he is an awesome bassist. Just saying’...

IT’S NOT???

Back in the ‘80s, we brought in Jerry Lewis into town for our nonprofit fundraiser. He agreed to do a PSA while in town. I sent him the wording in advance, but made a couple (minor) changes to it by the time he arrived. He couldn’t read the thing and went off completely on me — screaming and swearing — before leaving…

“…otherwise how I continue to write articles?” Are we missing a word or two in that statement/question?

Anyone who is rude to waitstaff anywhere is (a) an asshole and (b) doesn't know what goes on in kitchens.

I'm a Lions fan. (Yes. Really.) And I can't see how this would help. Especially since, if adopted — and given the Lions' luck — it would only ever work against them.

Bay scallops —> ceviche. That is all.

Fuck those little bastard bay scallops. I don't give a shit what you say. They suck. Bring on those huge sea mother fuckers. Throw the bays in the cat bowl. (Because I hate the cat.) Fuck you.

Sorry. I was at the game in which (Lions player) Mike Utley was paralyzed from the neck down. Just don't like seeing any sports players get injured.

I had *one* experience with CarMax. Accompanied a friend there who bought her Jeep about eight months earlier. Put LESS THAN 1,000 miles on it. CarMax offer was $10,000 *less* than what she paid for it. Okay. I get it. The company has to make a profit. But I thought this was highway robbery. (Fortunately, she…

Disagree. I don't see the enjoyment watching any player get injured. Regardless of how stupid the injury is.

We can only hope...

WHOOP! THERE IT IS!!!

The value of the block m (lowercase intentional) *ain't* what it used to be. Piss off. Your school (and its athletics program) is shit.

What the hell IS this? Why can't I watch this video???

And Domino's is - and has been - the worst pizza ever. Oh, yes I did!

That probably just cost him his State Farm endorsement deal.

No one wants your job. Especially given your school's crappy AD. But, continue to dream, you arrogant shit.

SECOND best use of a Herb Alpert song in a sporting situation. Here's the first.

Love it. Love it. Love it. The best part is that its horse's ass — David Brandon — appears to be f-ing up this school just like he f-ed up Domino's. (And he and the other arrogant UM fans and alumni are getting their comeuppance.) Huzzah!