My prom experience. I was wasted. And my date was REALLY into killing kittens. So we found this farmhouse...

I hate Pierre McGuire. That is all.

His reaction was actually better than the goal. (MM: "See? Why aren't defensemen ever asked to participate in the shoot out?")

Yeah. But he deserved the hit.

Kerry Frasier: Best Hair. Worst Referee.

I absolutely LOVE these stories of baseball players on the DL. Especially when compared to hockey players who are unconscious / bleeding profusely / near death not missing their next shifts. Baseball isn't a sport; it's a drama that should be aired on the Lifetime channel.

I was once trapped inside a job for nearly two decades. It sucked the life out of me. I lost my will to survive.

Still better than the Red Wings line changes in the first round against the Bruins.

Guess I'm gonna have to buy the White Album again.

Pepsi definitely tastes better than Coke. That's why it continues to win "taste tests." That's why Coke invented New Coke. That's why...oh, never mind.

Hasek used to wander too damned much behind the net too. My brother suggested that the Wings fit him with one of those "fenceless" dog collars that would zap him whenever he left the blue paint.

We have a winner!!

Love it. Never saw before. Thanks for posting.

Spoken like a true New Englander. (But far more intelligent sounding than in person.)

A $5k fine? Are you kidding me? Ridiculous.

I think you're referring to Lucy Lawless (Xena the Warrior Princess) experiencing a nip slip during the National Anthem.

Yessir! All that training at the Kronk gym paid off regularly.

I thought I understand the new playoff format. Until I saw this chart. Good GOD, people! Aren't words enough anymore??

The Beatles were the best. Are the best. They are the standard against which all bands are (and should be) measured.

And I miss peach-colored, velour jogging suits.