Hey...all is fair in love, war, politics and sports. IMO, Eli *started* it by endorsing the other candidate. If he had just stayed quiet, this wouldn't have happened. Either way, the open letter was much more respectful than it might have been.

In other news, Tony Romo's wife has "oompahs" that would make John Philip Sousa envious.

Well done, YancyMilda. Well done.

Isn't that "Joey" from Friends?

Good research...interesting. But I've met many administrators from Ohio State. They're as arrogant as those at University of Michigan. That said, I believe OSU admins wanted the name to sound more elitist. (Practice saying "THE Ohio State University" with a Thurston Howell III accent.) The powers that be at THE Henry…

Good research...interesting. But I've met many administrators from Ohio State. They're as arrogant as those at University of Michigan. That said, I believe OSU admins wanted the name to sound more elitist. (Practice saying "THE Ohio State University" with a Thurston Howell III accent.) The powers that be at THE Henry…

Hahaha! I've been using that line a LOT lately: "THAT's a BINGO! Is that how you say it?" "We just say 'bingo.'"

Frickin liars. All of them. Attorneys can be such pieces of crap.

Wait! Socks are supposed to be in PAIRS?

Sheridan: Have you ever visited Detroit? Yes - there is a lot of waste: empty buildings and homes, overgrown lots with burned-out hulks of formerly great homes. But there are gems, too.

Where do you live? I'm sure it's a wonderful place without a single problem. Have you ever even *been* to Michigan? Are you familiar with its lakes? Mackinac Island? The Henry Ford Museum? The Detroit Institute of Arts?

I'm originally from the Detroit area. I don't disagree with you about Mitch Albom. I find him obnoxious - more because of his "personality" than his writing style. Although, also for his columns. He's a turd. But don't throw all Detroiters in with him. There are plenty of fabulous people from the Motor City who are…

Wow. Even Detroiters don't destroy their town after winning the Stanley Cup.

Didn't know about this. Will have to try.

It's all personal preference — and how the garlic will be used. My wife *loves* her garlic press and uses it all the time.

I like to color. With crayons.

Bear: "Hey, you little bastard! You cut me off!" (I think I'm gaining on him. Will...try...to...take...him...on...this...curve....)

In a game in which he hit a single, double, triple and home run, he was proud to hit for the zyklon.

...Whose baseball hero is Lou Goering.