Jason, that lady was your second-grade teacher. Even though teaching left her emotionally drained and penniless to the point where she had to hitchhike to Vegas and get a job working the cash register at a casino to support herself and find inner peace, at least she consoled herself with the thought that, “At least I…

Nice smugshot.

Reminds me of Boy Meets World where Cory starts wrestling and his nickname is Cory “The Cory” Matthews.

“I don’t like sand.”

Not to be that guy, but Kobe is a breed, 1, 2, 3, and 5 are specific cuts of beef and 4 is just Smush.

Every man woman and child gets a flamethrower.

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Jabronis, ranked:

Watch “They Came Together” to cleanse your rom-com palette.

I sense a folksy duet!!!

I want to meet the college football player who hasn’t seen a grown man naked.

Cat in the wall, huh? Now you’re speaking my language.

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A great preview of how Trump and Cruz will eventually decide the 2016 GOP nominee.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

Feast Mode.

Evolving Species? Probably Not

+1, you magnificent nerd.