For the curious... This is how the election of ‘96 went.

Jason, that lady was your second-grade teacher. Even though teaching left her emotionally drained and penniless to the point where she had to hitchhike to Vegas and get a job working the cash register at a casino to support herself and find inner peace, at least she consoled herself with the thought that, “At least I…

It was probably because he lied about what happened, afterwards, since Bran seems surprised how things actually went down. And he probably lied to protect a bigger lie, so that if his discomfort about the Tower of Joy ever got too obvious, he would have a backup lie to confess.

... but if Ant-Man gets more dense / more mass / stronger as he gets smaller, shouldn’t he be a brittle-boned weakling bigger?

Nice smugshot.

Except that we’ve seen her without the choker before.

Reminds me of Boy Meets World where Cory starts wrestling and his nickname is Cory “The Cory” Matthews.

“I don’t like sand.”

Not to be that guy, but Kobe is a breed, 1, 2, 3, and 5 are specific cuts of beef and 4 is just Smush.

Every man woman and child gets a flamethrower.

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

i mean

Maybe it's a robot in a suit.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Little known fact: Everything in and from Canada is full of fish.

Jabronis, ranked:

When I’m gaming, I don’t care what I look like. I only ask that I’m hard to hit.

Watch “They Came Together” to cleanse your rom-com palette.

I sense a folksy duet!!!

+1, you magnificent nerd.