Apple is definitely creative when it comes to startup and sh*t-happens sounds.

"They're using our own satellites against us!"

All I can say is that one day I needed to go to the Apple store near the Biltmore in Phoenix. Place was packed. About an hour later I was in the Scottsdale Fashion Center where there is a Microsoft store. Place was deserted. So was the Sony store. Clearly, Apple is doing something right.

Because there isn't a lot else to do in Lithuania.

*facepalm* This is such a worn out cliché which only further proves that there is no originality left in Hollywood. How ironic given that Hollywood constantly preaches independent thinking and diversity.

I fail miserably on the first four. But then again, I'm not a Chinese assembly-line worker.

Sort of. Currently, pumps are all open-loop. The patient has to adjust the dosage based on their intake and activity level and measured glucose levels. This setup is intended to lessen if not eliminate the user input necessary to keep things working smoothly.

There's one use I can see for this and that would be to go along with one's Living Trust document to be stored in one's safe deposit box in case sh*t happens.

What about European scientists? Scary. Or for that matter, what about R.O.U.S.'s?

Yeah, I know. I'm torn between screen real estate and portability. I spend most of my time computing at one desk but some times I go places and I'd really rather not start depending on cloud access.

Max is in there. Max Head Room. Har har.

Reason why I will never get married #73: I have yet to meet a girl who I'm attracted to and thinks this is cool.

IMHO, this is yet another technology/science-is-evil-and-will-destroy-us cliché. Something new, please.

Ah, Summer Glau, how we've missed you.

I would also say that in some ways high school is easier. Back in my day, you had to spend long hours in the library doing research for a term paper. Now, you can pretty much google everything you need. Back in my day, the computers we had access to had dot-matrix printers and many teachers wouldn't accept a paper…

Apple's website no longer lists a 17". I felt a great disturbance in The Force. I think I might just have to pose the question at the next stockholder's conference call. I suppose I could live with it if I could hook up a big Thunderbolt display and run the MBP closed. Even then, I'd still have to run Mountain…

Didn't Apple also kick those of us who prefer a 17" MBP in the balls too? Maybe some intrepid Kickstarter will come up with a plastic lens that makes the 15" display look like 17". Not a bad idea given the resolution the thing has.

Yeah, about that phone app update, why can't we have a real caller ID for this? And while we're at it, how about a one-touch way to google a phone number I don't recognize that also happens to weed out all the hits for websites that promise to tell you who the number belongs to for a fee. Pants on fire there.

Seriously want. I challenge the creator to come up with a similarly themed high-back office chair.

Ironically, it's less about the size than it is about the price. I walked into a Circle K one day and these things were something like $5 and no bigger than a Snickers Ice Cream Bar which was about $3. Ripoff.