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I'm in love, dude. They don't make women like that.

"I should think you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and wisdom."

In the immortal words of Robin Williams: "It's Disney...The Mouse doesn't have genitals."

Actually, there is some truth to the NASA story. John Knoll, Oscar-winning VFX supervisor and co-creator of Photoshop, has a passion for space. He spent a lot of time attempting to create a God's-eye view of the Apollo landing using the original telemetry data. After much searching, he determined that the data

This thing is useless in all but fluffy powder.

Please, no. No more videogames turned feature films. I'll be good. Really.

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

The videos for this [www.lifeproof.com] are pretty impressive. I'm waiting for them to release the iPad case though.

Nope. Wrong. The debate is over. New ice age is inevitable. Because I said so. Neener neener neener.

Fine. Make the iPhone 5 IP67-rated and I won't buy a case.

I would prefer to blow a half billion on a moon base rather than on one solar panel company that went though the money in a year and half with nothing to show for it.

Would you have said the same thing if Obama had talked about a moon base in his state-of-the-union address?

Damn near killed 'em. BWAHAHA!! I never get tired of that one.

"The debate is over." = We're going to be funded by taxpayer dollars for the rest our lives.

Totally. Especially when you get an itch in the middle of the night.

Ugh...I think we need a rotational stabilization filter for this video. Cool but headache-inducing.

Disney Princesses in an animated version of Requiem for a Dream. *eek*

"It could be a tumor"

Marketing may have had something to do with it but unless you're a shooter, you wouldn't understand. (And for the record, I highly doubt NPR would know the first thing about it). Let me 'splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up:

Keurig and Tassimo are seriously un-green. Lots of plastic waste. I can't see using one at home but where these things actually make sense is waiting rooms. Instead of really old coffee you can get a choice of fresh beverages.