Of course, some folks are going to take this concept and blame earthquakes on global warming. Please don't feed the trolls.

See, now if we were talking about an honest law-abiding citizen getting killed because he was forced to lock his gun in a fingerprint safe that failed to open as promised, that would be appropriate. But perhaps it passed muster because the name of the school had the word "Tech" in it. Yeah, that's it, that's the…

Only if the show gets cancelled. My guess is that this episode is going to be the most-watched now that we're all expecting cool footage. Hopefully it's as good as the car-roof-truck-shearing episode where the tow cable broke and launched the car over the berm.

I'd be snatching this thing from a snowboarder and smacking him in the head with it saying "QUIT SCRAPING OFF ALL THE SNOW!!!"

I'd say one of two reasons: A) there's not enough money in it or B) the hardware is too varied to make a consistent port.

Wow...maybe the author should have said

Isn't it ironic that we have to go that far back to find brains in Hollywood? Then again, there is Danica McKellar.

Once again, what does this have to do with gadgets and technology? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?

"You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

I'd love to know how they create that sort of stroboscopic visual look to the action sequences. Is it a camera effect or a post effect?

Is it just me or does anyone else find present-day women dressed up in Victorian-era garb super sexy?

In the spirit of the season,

It's weird how things written on paper "sound" good...on paper...but then suck when read aloud.

Icanhazcheeseburgerium

Usually in a case like this, I'll bluff:

Okay, that's pretty funny. But...um...and I'm only asking this because I just might be up all night trying to figure it out...where are the gadgets and technology?

Mitch: And from now on, stop playing with yourself.

"Proto Republibot" Clearly a term laced with contempt.

IMHO this is a case of the TSA behaving as designed. When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. Perhaps if the TSA used the Israeli methods, things would be much better.

*dink* *dink* Gizmodo, do you employ politically biased writers and refuse to edit stories that paint more than half of the country as stupid, hick hayseeds from flyover country?