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Probably a font issue where two dashes got merged into an emdash. THANKS KINJA

*door flies open*

They should just use KenPom rankings. I don’t care if it doesn’t include win-loss records. It was better than RPI and it’s better than this.

OK, Deadspin, let’s see a weekly biography series of these turds, reminding people of this tragedy.

The league office instructed the Steelers to deduct the money from Watt’s paycheck if he does not appeal.

The refs were notified BEFORE THE GAME (both teams meet with them separately) that a fake fair catch would be attempted. That’s why there was no whistle... the refs didn’t miss anything, they didn’t fail to call a non-signal, they didn’t blow it. The UNT special teams coach got the idea from this play when UNC tried…

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

College basketball is dirty, but I love it. In particular, I love UNC and ACC basketball.

Ah man, this sucks. As a Greensboro native, I remember Mike primarily through 5 nights a week of sports reporting when my parents commandeer the TV for the hourly block of News. It was a staple of my day for so many years, so that’s sad enough as it is.

$559 for one outfit.

How much to you assholes get paid where this is affordable in any sense? I want to see your budget. Or you don’t have one. Granted, jeans and sneakers are used over and over, $108 for jeans? $179 for shoes? Come off it!

I’ll stay single and have 2 months of groceries paid for, thanks.

$559 for one outfit.

How much to you assholes get paid where this is affordable in any sense? I want to see your…

It jumped the fence around R&D when no one was looking.

Stories like this just encourage my belief that USA Basketball should send an and1 all-star team to the Olympics.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

So like lemme preface this by saying I really only come to Deadspin to make stupid jokes and sometimes make fun of the Gawker crowd and also to be like “Hey guys remember when this was just a vanity project for Will ‘The Man From Mattoon’ Leitch? Did he ever get to be grand marshal of the Bagel Days Parade?” But when…

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And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Why are Texas A&M fans demanding Buck and Aikman not call any future Seahawks games?

I was at the game, and on top of this lady being a fucking ridiculous ball of over-serious smarm, as I understand it, the flag was left there and was HANDED to Cam by Panthers fans.