Here’s an angle Deadspin has so far missed...or maybe Yahoo! Finance is drunk.

Not.quite. There’s fire behind that smoke, but not of the kind you think there is. Office scuttlebutt is off (though not by too far) here.

He probably just wants to branch out and see what other fun sports he can render unwatchable.

I also love the ridiculous insinuation that there was actually a legitimate threat of OBJ getting beaten with a bat on the field during warm ups.

The difference is that when Beckham tries to get inside a guy’s head, he means it literally.

I understand. I was once scared of guys with bats, so I started head butting people and stuff.

Last week’s suicide picks of Seattle, Atlanta, and Jacksonville went 3-0.

maybe. or maybe you’re happy saving 60% and could be financially independent very soon while others have to keep chained to a job for life.

I just wanted to stop by and say I actually enjoy the Deadcast....(everyone in the comments seems to hate it)

Typical left-wing Gawker blog. We can’t just call it Christmas color blindness anymore, guys??

Don’t get hoodwinked by BIG SKETCH

Idiocracy’s sketches were on point

“After my officer informed the Schwanke-Kasten Jewelers employee that it was a Milwaukee Buck, the employee came to the front door and let them in. The employee requested that an officer stand by as they looked at the Rolexes, our officers refused and left the store. The officers then left the area.”

After my officer informed the Schwanke-Kasten Jewelers employee that it was a Milwaukee Buck, the employee came to the front door and let them in. The employee requested that an officer stand by as they looked at the Rolexes, our officers refused and left the store.

Having lived in both Carolina states, I’ve never heard burnt ends referred to as “outside brown”.

You only lose possession on the out-of-bounds end zone because a score occurs, and every score demands a change of possession.

How big do you think teeth are??

solid kimchija