Naw, probably because it looks like, “I heard you blacks like this stuff”. You should probably just bring watermelon instead. Safer.

Bold statement.

For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

+1 Turrible

Idiot, that’s how the boogeyman gets you.

If the ACC sucks then WTF does that make every other conference?? How was a horrid ACC able to sweep the SEC last week of the year?? How was shidy GT able to beat Miss St by more points then any SEC school including Alabama? How can the conference continue to put more talent in the NFL then the BIG, Big12, and Pac??…

and if that nerve hadn’t given out on you, think of the unlimited college track and field athlete trim you would have been straight crushing, bro.

One could also argue that the flag of the United States was used by people who nuked foreign civilian population centers, illegally mass-interned their own citizens, supported brutal dictators the world over, committed genocide against the native peoples of America, and basically lied, cheated, stole, and murdered…

Dammit, you beat me to it - this is EXACTLY, word for word, what I was gonna say!

Oh, the things I’ve rubbed my balls on in the workplace.

WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE THE WHOLE CONDOM OUT OF SALIVA THEN?!!?!

True, airliners don’t need windows, but I always get a window seat if one is available, even if there will be nothing to look at except ocean waves or clouds or lights at night for most of the trip.

You just made some really good arguments to consider moving. There are probably reasons for staying too. But the commute and being on the wrong side of the cost of living would make me think about it. (This is coming from someone who did move away from the DC metro. Not for the same reasons)

It is a five-pointed star, which is one of the Blood gang tattoos.

In the event of a crash, I’m planning on sneezing really hard right before impact.

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This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pulling for A-Rod to pass everybody. Fuck it, I want A-Rod to hold the career records for homers, RBIs, hits, and literally everything else. I want Rodriguez to start pitching and win a fuckload of Cy Youngs.