Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Fine, how about "Jameis Winston, unrepentant crusctacean thief..."

Cornwell: Here, take this hush money and just go away. After all, your client likes to fuck athletes.

Tries to extort a 20yr old college student for $7million .... and I'm unprofessional.

I totally get that the NCAA is not paying players at a rate that is fair or comparable when you consider the income that they generate. I won't argue with your rationale behind NCAA evil > NFL evil.

They didn't have to pull the song. Anyone with a brain in the building would say that "choosing to silence someone who happens to be a victim of domestic violence might be the stupidest thing you could possibly do right now".

Thank goodness Michael Sam is not playing in the NFL this year. What a distraction he would have been.

*avoids eye contact*

The arrogance is disgusting. We get it, you're good at Donkey Kong!

Done.

Fast forward to fall of 2013 when I started dating my girlfriend. She's from California and couldn't know/care less about football. She finds out I am a fanatical Jets fan and hears me bitch about Mark Sanchez one day and says "Oh I know that name, who is that?" Once I inform her she says "Ohhhh that's the football…

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

It would help if all these teams would practice a modicum of discretion. Shit, I can see some hazing going on in the background of the lede photo.

Expecto Cholonus!

This was actually on an episode of Mythbusters, for whatever that's worth. They confirmed that a civilian with no flying experience could land a plane relatively easily if they're being coached from the ground.

This reminds me of the Twitter bet I had with J.R. Smith where I won his pipe.

+on.....wait, what was I doing?

Women, am I right?

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."