Kind of new to deadspin. Anyone have a brief synopsis on why Sean Newell is unfunny?
Kind of new to deadspin. Anyone have a brief synopsis on why Sean Newell is unfunny?
Anyone who has a Keurig knows how pricey these little cups are. By buying them in bulk, each cup costs $.36. I get the 80 cup package delivered every two months. It's good coffee, and the cups are biodegradable.
I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?
Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…
Thanks, Satan
The kid went ONE day without pooping and he was out looking for laxatives? In my house, a day without the kid pooping was a glorious occasion. Maybe if he hasn't gone in two full days and is starting to act weird, then you might start to worry where the laxative is.
Oh God, I'm so glad you asked.
dearest good friend:
Don't get South Carolina going on its inferiority complex:
I know this is crazy, but this beautifully crafted homage to NBA history only makes me think (again) about how absolutely ridiculous it is that the franchise in Utah is named the Jazz. BIGO, Full Disclosure - I am o.k. with Pluralism, but do not practice it because my wife just thinks I want a #2 because there…
I don't know why I even clicked on this. I knew it would just make me angry; it's not like I need a reminder that intolerant idiots exist. I'm glad this post exists, though, because these people should be shamed publicly.
Assuming they're using the same grading scale described in Michael Holley's book Patriot Reign, this excerpt may be useful for the uninitiated...
Bring back DHF you lazy fuck
What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.
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I just went on vacation with my 5-year old and it was awesome. It was not a field trip that I suffered through as a chaperone. Yeah, she had a breakdown in the airport coming back, ostensibly because the CUN johnny rockets method of making a grilled cheese is a goddamn outrage and my promise to secure a grilled…
Eh, I'm fine with the girls toy/boys toy language in that it just makes the whole process easier. McDonalds is about speed and efficiency.
Cool. Now, how to we fix Kinja?