You keep using this word “science.” I do not think it means what you think it means.
I was a science nerd 40 years before it was considered trendy.

Blah blah blah, whine whine whine.
You KNOW you want one.

It’s really pretty simple. The suits at CBS don’t understand Star Trek lore. In that time, money doesn’t exist therefore they shouldn’t expect hard-core trekkies/trekkers to want to pay to watch a new series.

The entire notion of “Rank Has Its Privileges” is total B.S. when it comes to air travel. The mere fact that the airlines are monetized boarding order tells you that the whole system is broken. Nobody cares that you flew one million miles last year. Today, right now, at this moment you are the same as everybody else.…

How about: I’m still in love with my college crush.

Part of the reason is the five-year product cycle for the auto industry. What’s being designed today won’t be on the road for five years.

Actually, it was a bit later due to this:

How interesting that this is occuring while this so-called March for Science is going on. It would seem that a whole lot of people want everyone to believe that if you call it science, the conclusions are unassailable. Oh, and give me your money because science.

Wrong. Just wrong. Woefully uninformed and wrong.
The chief reason why capital gains is taxed at a lower rate is simple. Risk. By investing, you are taking a risk that the money will appreciate in value more than it would if it just sat in the bank (which the banks get to use, btw). You are risking hard-earned cash for…

I hate that Outlook tries to do you a favor and prettify the sender’s e-mail address. There are lots of times when I want to see (and copy & paste) the real thing.

I once had some girl call who said her name was Phyllis but I could swear that the voice was that of an old flame of mine. Of course, this was before caller ID so I never really knew who it was.

Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield.
Last full moon was pretty sucky as was the one before. That last one had a whole series of doo-doo-occurs for me. They say that bad things come in threes. In my case, it was something like 6, 7, or 8. Maybe 9 if I think about it so it’s three threes. FML.

Why is it that some people think that the world and nature not only should remain constant but also that humans have the ability to control it?

What’s the ICD-10 code for this?

This guy?

No. Wrong. This is NOT the apocalyptic movie from that era you should be watching as any sort of prediction of the immediate future. You should be watching James Clavell’s “A Children’s Story” because this is EXACTLY what’s going on right under your nose.

I heard a radio ad for an “all-natural supplement that’s been called Viagra on steroids.”

Ummmmm.... so you’re freely admitting that it does nothing.

Really grasping at straws here. The U and I keys are riiiiight next to each other.

So this is why 60% of Americans have no emergency fund.

Maybe this is why my hovercraft is full of them.