joemama03
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joemama03

I sense a franchise coming... and that’s not bad.

Okay, but this actually gives me an idea. What if you built a really long trench and you have to fly down it with an FPV racing quadcopter and drop a beanbag at just the right moment.

And in other news, a whole lot of people answering surveys about their sex life are lying.
BTW, I figured why the fifth dentist doesn’t recommend Trident. He realized that he’d be making a lot more money on the cavity-filling procedures than he would from an endorsement contract.

Skip the onions and use shallots instead.

This particular story got me thinking. There are a lot of people, mainly on the left, saying that the Russians hacked our election. Well, what if they did but not in the way they are claiming? What if they tried to hack the election and failed?

Well, look, if you’re going to complain about this then you MUST also complain about every other change in canonical gender or ethnicity. These doors swing both ways.

I suppose this makes some sense. People have an erroneous definition of what fake news really is. Cherry-picking facts to fit a narrative is fake news. Editing audio and video to fit a narrative is fake news. Rushing to report before all the facts are known...to fit a narrative is fake news. Ultimately, deciding what

Is Disney going to pull a Beauty & The Beast on this film?

IMHO, it’s not so much a marketing gimmick as trying to garner Hollywood street cred. Does declaring LeFou gay have anything to do with the plot? Wasn’t he just this dorky, goofy, thoroughly Disney-esque caricature character in the original? Couldn’t that be perceived as insulting to gay people?

It only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

Sooooo, if you woke up in a body like that, how would you react?

Yeah, ok, but how the hell can they eschew technology and make their way to the galaxy far, far away without it?

“Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend Trident.”
The fifth one is smarter than the other four because he figured out that he can make more money on the cavity-filling procedures than the other four.

Makes you wonder why they don’t make hexagonal battery cells for more efficient packing.

Damn. Beat me to it.

Clearly, this is really dangerous so why the hell wouldn’t you wear a brain-bucket?

Proper side, my ass. I regularly see asshats pull up to the gas pump on the wrong side and drag the friggin’ hose over their roof to the filler. One douche-canoe even broke the retracting string trying to stretch it. Jeez, people!
It’s a likely assumption that these are the same people who pull a full car-length PAST

“Bourgies”? Really? Commie or just jealous?

IMHO, the correct answer to any trivia questions is, “Well, I’m not trying out to be on Jeopardy! so I’ll have to google the answer for you.”
IMHO, the correct answer to any question that requires you to have memorized the answer shouldn’t be asked of any engineer because looking up the correct answer is less prone to

Leave your Harley at home, please. Nothing worse than an unmuffled motorcycle in a place you go to enjoy the sounds of nature.