Don’t really care as long as I can buy one.

Now somebody needs to create the optimal driving route based on this ranking.

Yeah, great. Now all I want is for every cellphone maker to prevent people from shooting video in portrait mode. That’d be great, thanks.

Maybe because the creators are sick to death with all the SJW whining. Don’t like it? Don’t buy it. Go write your own game.

Dude, it’s a truck. It’s gonna get sh*tty gas mileage. You’re not going to haul around heavy loads in a Smart Car. And, yes, there are a lot of people who don’t live in big cities and need to haul around heavy loads.

Totally missed things like any Hostess product and Lucky Charms (among many others).

Just be sure to open up the right one later.

So, the hell, what! Why should anyone read anything past “public opinion poll”?
“Uninformed/misinformed public opinion poll” FTFY.

Oh, so THAT’s why they bought LinkedIn.

This is like those stupid bandwidth-wasting math problem memes on Facebook that say something distracting like “90% of people won’t get the right answer.” You, dear reader, will fall for it because you desperately need to prove to yourself that you’re smarter than 90% of your rat-bastard coworkers. Meanwhile, Joe…

Do you just love the impression the press gives that she was the only one working at this company?

Yeah, yeah, correlation is not causation but it is interesting to note how these various regions vote. Coincidence? I think not!

IMHO, the root of the problem is HTML itself. People have been building on a weak foundation for years.

#6 We live in a parasytic economy. 30 years ago, we didn’t all have cellphones, high-speed internet, Netflix, Lifelock, Starbucks, gym memberships, stupid-expensive health insurance (not health CARE), and a massive laundry-list of regulatory taxes and fees that get tacked on to all of your monthly expenses.

There was a news story recently that said 60% of Americans have no savings and their emergency plan is to borrow money from friends or family. So, I was looking at my own finances and thought, “By that standard, I’m doing rather well.” Then I realized that the fact that a whole lot of other people have no money won’t…

Want to know what the problem is? Here’s the answer. My brother-in-law is the chief physician in his department’s hospital. One day I asked him how many people the hospital employs. He said, “About 5000.” So I asked him how many of those people where actual doctors and nurses. He said, “Fewer than 1000.” He went on to…

Here’s another one:
The thick white line painted across the road right next to the stop sign is WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STOP!!! It’s not a suggestion, dammit! You’re NOT so busy and important that the rules don’t apply to you.

*sigh* No, no, it won’t. Why? Because about a third of oil isn’t used for fuel.

Okay, but the space for it in my 86 4Runner is too low to be worth it. Is there a remote for it?

Okay, but the space for it in my 86 4Runner is too low to be worth it. Is there a remote for it?

Stay on target.
We’re too close!
Stay on target.
Loosen up!!!