This is like those stupid bandwidth-wasting math problem memes on Facebook that say something distracting like “90% of people won’t get the right answer.” You, dear reader, will fall for it because you desperately need to prove to yourself that you’re smarter than 90% of your rat-bastard coworkers. Meanwhile, Joe…

Do you just love the impression the press gives that she was the only one working at this company?

Yeah, yeah, correlation is not causation but it is interesting to note how these various regions vote. Coincidence? I think not!

IMHO, the root of the problem is HTML itself. People have been building on a weak foundation for years.

#6 We live in a parasytic economy. 30 years ago, we didn’t all have cellphones, high-speed internet, Netflix, Lifelock, Starbucks, gym memberships, stupid-expensive health insurance (not health CARE), and a massive laundry-list of regulatory taxes and fees that get tacked on to all of your monthly expenses.

There was a news story recently that said 60% of Americans have no savings and their emergency plan is to borrow money from friends or family. So, I was looking at my own finances and thought, “By that standard, I’m doing rather well.” Then I realized that the fact that a whole lot of other people have no money won’t…

Want to know what the problem is? Here’s the answer. My brother-in-law is the chief physician in his department’s hospital. One day I asked him how many people the hospital employs. He said, “About 5000.” So I asked him how many of those people where actual doctors and nurses. He said, “Fewer than 1000.” He went on to…

Here’s another one:
The thick white line painted across the road right next to the stop sign is WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STOP!!! It’s not a suggestion, dammit! You’re NOT so busy and important that the rules don’t apply to you.

*sigh* No, no, it won’t. Why? Because about a third of oil isn’t used for fuel.

Okay, but the space for it in my 86 4Runner is too low to be worth it. Is there a remote for it?

Okay, but the space for it in my 86 4Runner is too low to be worth it. Is there a remote for it?

Stay on target.
We’re too close!
Stay on target.
Loosen up!!!

IMHO, this says more about how being well-educated results in having the financial wherewithall to afford the cars at the bottom of the list.

My favorite was the Dynatyper.

My favorite was the Dynatyper.

Assumption: that people all live, all want to live, and all will live crammed together in extreme-density cities.
False.
What I see in this premise is a connection with the ever-increasing service-based economy. The number of people making things is dropping while the number of people fixing or managing things is…

Here’s a question: Why would UFOs need exterior lighting?

What’s amusing is seeing just how many people take what Trump says at face value and get apoplectic about it thus proving that people will believe pretty much anything.

Every time Iran violates the deal or sanctions I picture that scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. “I wave my private parts at you!” said with an Iranian accent.

Totally. We had them when I was a kid. Local dairy farm a couple of miles away. Glass bottles too. We also had three, not one but three permanent farmers markets with bakeries, butcher shops, real ice cream made on site, etc.
I always roll my eyes when people talk about buying local and supporting farmers markets…

Yeah, it’s just like that awkward moment when you go for the romantic gesture and get the friend-zone gesture instead.

It’s quite simple: Acute Narcissism.
Want proof? As you’re driving around, notice how many people pull a full car-length past the stop line at an intersection without a light before they even think about stopping. These people would likely blow right through if oncoming traffic wasn’t so close.
To these people, and…