Yeah, right. I’ll bet you criticize movie romances too.

Makes you wonder if had it still been painted, would the paint have helped hold the foam together better and Columbia would still be with us.

I like to use the questionaire from Inside the Actor’s Studio.

Of course. Gotta make sure that Hollywood tells the story that they want to tell never mind the facts. Note that Hollywood has figured out that they often have the last word on any controversial subject.

Freefall. Not microgravity.

Seems to have a Catch-22 nature to it. You have to know what records you want before asking for them. Well, sh*t, if I knew what these records were, I wouldn’t have to ask, would I?
Let’s say that I’m what some people might consider a conspiracy theorist and I believe that Department WXYZ is fomenting some bogus policy…

Civics. No, seriously, CIVICS!!!

I call B.S. My healthcare insurance costs are double what this thing says they should be.

What a ridiculous title. There never was a “war” against guns in America.

Excellent!

It’s only funny until someone loses an eye...then it’s hilarious.

So, I recently had a new speedometer cable installed in my old 4Runner. About a week later, I was driving on the highway when the speedometer suddenly dropped to zero. Okay, so the new cable broke. No problem, I’ll ask Siri. Here’s how that went down:
Me: “Siri, how fast am I going?”
Siri: “I’ve been wondering that…

Question to the hotel staffers: would you be more inclined to upgrade for $50? Is $20 insulting particularly if you’re staying for 5 days?

Pro tip: Don’t play with habitual cheaters.

I’m guessing that a lot of children of such people believe that this is the normal way to live. No, as a matter of fact, you don’t need a new car every three years. No, as a matter of fact, you aren’t entitled to a McMansion. Yes, as a matter of fact, buying a Starbucks actually sucks bucks out of your wallet. Yes, as…

I think I’ll open up a food market store that only sells inorganic, caged, GMO, unfair-trade, remotely-sourced meat, produce, and products loaded with real sugar and saturated fat. It’ll be wildly successful.

IMHO, this is the big problem with embedded computers. No real power switch makes these tough to use as an appliance. Of course, it’s mainly about the choice of file system. Recent ones are much more forgiving about a rapid start after a power loss.

I would probably pay good money if copy & paste defaulted to paste & match style IN EVERY APP. I will decide what the formatting should be, dammit.

“Where do I turn?”
“I just told you. You drive like crap!”
“Just tell me when to turn!”
“I swear, your mother was right about your lousy driving.”
“Do you really want to bring my mother in to this?”
“Slow down!!!”
“Quit stepping on your imaginary brake pedal.”
“I’ll do what I want, thank you.”
*screeches to a halt* “Get the…