Remember the 19.

My dad was on a research study for wet AMD that made use of the Sightbook app from Digisight. This thing is so sensitive that it picked up a blood leakage so small the ophthalmologist had to use radioactive dye to see it on the scans in the office.
But here's the trick to health-monitoring technology: the user has to…

So, here's a question: How will Facebook know if you're dead?

Nah, it's the weird whale thingy from Star Trek IV.

If O.J. had one of these it would have been a much shorter low-speed chase.

Good genes trumps all.
On a related note, a buddy who is on Nutrisystem was complaining about one of their products a) lacking a particular ingredient mentioned on the packaging and b) finding something unidentifiable in the product itself. He said, "What else is supposed to be in these things?" To which I replied,…

Well, jeez, you think the Navy gives away ALL their secrets? Why do you think you only see footage of BUDS on the Discovery Channel?

I'll just leave this here:
https://imgur.com/a/gtHz5

But how do you deal with a hater who is in a position of power and can f*ck with you behind your back?

Dude, eat a Snickers. Because when you're hungry, you tend to get snarky. Funny, but snarky.

Did MyWi figure out how to get around the cell provider blocking?

The most recent obnoxious phishing attempt was from some silly Russians pretending to be from Dun & Bradstreet. Then again, D&B is kind of a scam itself.

Well, I'll tell you a little story. A few years back in the Sedona, AZ area, a small plane "disappeared" en route from the Phoenix area to the Sedona airport. Radar tracking ended south of the airport. An extensive search turned up nothing. About two years later, a local resident recalled seeing a small plume of…

Ugh. Disagree. "Apologies" without admission of guilt have become de rigueur particularly among the political class e.g. "I'm sorry if you misunderstood..." That's not just blame shifting but a weasel way of trying to make other people feel guilty for things you did. And saying "I'm sorry but..." is total B.S. …

Big whoop. My premiums went up 21% this year and 15% the year before. The merde has only begun to hit the ventelateur on this.

I'd like to nominate "holding one's tongue" to this list. Because of the anonymity of Internet, people think it's okay to say the most obnoxious things that would get their ass kicked if they did it in real life.

One that works with your DirecTV clicker. Sadly, most of them don't and I don't want to spend a ton of money on a Harmony nor do I want a dozen clickers on my coffee table. I used to love that but I'd rather have it KISS simple.

One that works with your DirecTV clicker. Sadly, most of them don't and I don't want to spend a ton of money on a…

Speaking from personal experience, #3 should really say "Have two year's pay in the bank and no debt." That means no car payments or mortgage payments and definitely no revolving credit card debt. This also means that you'll essentially be working two jobs until you have that war chest. This means that if you are…

Easy. I flipped the judgmental types the metaphorical bird and went to work for myself. That was 20 years ago and I never looked back.

Meh. I prefer a breaded onion ring. Those don't get soggy and gross in 2 seconds.