Anything you put him is better for it! What’s that, Thor? Here’s some Elba. Watcha got over there? Big giant battle robot? Elba that shit. Cranberry juice? Cran Elba!

This is the one where they’re supposed to race space shuttles to the moon right?

Ah, but are they Bilsteins?

Most entrants didn’t specify a category, so I picked one depending on my fleeting whims and desires.

Thanks.

Here’s my comment from another article, but it was a perfectly acceptable comment so it should work great for this article:

As far as weight, I’d guess the hitch only added about 25 to 30 pounds; if that bothers you, go on a diet and lose that same amount of weight, and you’ll be back to where you started.

Same thing in PA. If you are under 18, you need driving logs.

Doesn’t want: A bland commuter car

He probably peed in his pants while whining incessantly to Patrick George, to let him go down there, preferably on the Jalopnickle, but even if not, he just needs to rescue that Jeep!

David Tracy will be there tomorrow to pick up that Jeep.

It probably sounds great, pulling in and out of the garage once every May to be washed and waxed,driven back inside and covered. Grandpa’s new piece doesn’t like riding in it, so they end up driving her ES350 everywhere they go.

I like how you didn’t say if they break.

I thought this was pretty cool

Icebergs are easier to avoid than bedbugs.

For anyone looking to find a specialist to rebuild this car, I don’t recommend Googling “vintage escort service” while at work. 

It’s a darker version of Plum Crazy in my eyes and I really love it. It’s called Black eye

$46 Large for a Challenger that is .3 faster in the quarter than a plebian R/T Scat Pack?  Nice try FCA.

Anyone able to spot a car newer than 2005 in this stock photo? 

Asset forfeiture is a scandal and a travesty. If conducted at all it should be court-approved and paid into the state like taxes, not used as an individual sheriff’s personal or departmental slush fund.