I have no more interest in Tom Cruise’s religion than I have in the religion of the person who makes me a cup of coffee.

I pay a service for the product I want. I receive that product. Thus endeth the transaction.

AVClub... you missed on this one.

Any list that doesn’t include: Fast Times at Ridgemont High; The Commitments; and Almost Famous isn’t worth the time spent to read said deficient list.

No Wallace and Gromit?

Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines’ car chase from Running Scared on the Chicago El deserves an honorable mention:

How TF are you going to tell me that Acrobat doesn’t make this list......

Sounds like an interesting story. Wish I could read about it.

I wish there was option to have just the dialogue, and not sound effects transcribed. I don’t need to read the lyrics to the music playing in the background, or that there are sirens in the distance.

Also the lack of any kind of formatting settings for subtitles. Disney+ has two settings, on or off. 

Congrats, you made me Google.

Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone
They paved a stupid moronic useless tunnel and put up a parking lot

I like to wait 3-4 months at a time before emptying the lint trap, so that when I finally do, I can make a sweater out of the material that is as goddamned stylish as it is flammable.

The weirdest thing about it is choosing that picture for Joe Keery.

It’s a great show. Worth of episodic coverage on a site that would cover tv and movies and such if one site were to exist.

This is pretty fun, what more can you ask for from April Fool’s day? Don’t spend so much energy hating late night hosts lol

5. Education

Alternately, just watch the video for Land of Confusion.

He would have gotten away with it if not for that meddling Lewy body dementia.

We’ve never lost Tom Cruise in space, and we’re sure as hell not gonna lose him on my watch!