I feel like this would actually be a story if she’d gotten paid less for her work on Before Midnight. Like, maybe instead of the headline decrying she got paid less for a movie made in 1995 when she was a considerably less bankable star than Ethan Hawke, the headline should have acknowledged how badass it was that she…

Because shut up, Kyle.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!