For years, a debate has raged among scientists as to which ancient creature represents the first true animal, sponges or jellies.

Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?

Spike.

If you think this poster gives away nothing... you know nothing, Jon Snow. There is a popular theory (especially among book readers) that is slowly gaining steam, and this poster adds to another notch of evidence for it: Ice Dragons.

HBO executive: let’s just release something super vague and icy, those nerds won’t be able to type over their erections. PASS ME MORE BLOW!

Nick Fury, Loki, and Captain Marvel meet a lost member of the Nova Corps on a deserted island and battle Gorilla Grodd.

My only real complaint is that, whatever Neill Blomkamp was planning for his Alien movie, even if it was awful, would have been different than just another rehash of the same haunted house movie one more time, which is clearly all this is.

Called it! Gawker comments are dead, but somehow google found this:

The character’s name is actually John Harrison. He’s a totally new character.

Kurt Russell always makes my beard feel inadequate somehow, even when he is clean shaven.

Warner Bros Has Made the Awful Decision to [Make] Suicide Squad 2

I consider this as much of an apology to Gus Grissom. NASA always had a cloud over his head because of the Liberty Bell capsule hatch blowing, sinking the capsule. They said he might have opened it in a panic. Even The Right Stuff seemed to blame him. And he almost drowned. It is awful that it was another hatch…

EPISODE VIII

At least the people in the movie get to die in space. You’d die in Idaho.

She probably stabbed herself in the face with a pair of scissors because she chose to believe they were a burrito.

I might assume it was one of those “famous” potatoes that people from that state are always going on about.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Except Harrison Ford was really boosting this film before it entered production. He’s just kind of dour in his resting state. Also, I suspect it may be an element of the character. He wants to be there, he has said no to things in the past when he hasn’t wanted to do them.

It is a good thing the Marvel character Foolkiller* was not around in that exact moment, as his only objective is to kill fools.